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_ quinta-feira, outubro 27, 2005 _


a minha preciosa contribuição para a actualidade da informação inútil

pt1.
o meu perfil no gaydar ultrapassou as mil visitas.

pt2.

improvável, mas ainda assim. se chegasse a alguma final de concurso de misses e o juri me perguntasse o que mudaria no mundo, responderia provavelmente: Hmm, gostava de ser mais bonito. não assim tão improvável. já sonhei isto.

pt3.
ontem fiquei mesmo atrás do Flak dos Micro Audio Waves na fila do Pingo Doce. compramos o mesmo leite.

pt4.
encontrei Deus na Internet. aqui. entrem no site e falem também vocês com Ele. é surreal. aqui segue um excerto da minha conversa:
Me: Hi.
God: Hello. What is your name?
Me: Joao
God: It's good to see you, Joao.
Me: How are you God?
God: I am functioning within normal parameters.
Me: That's great.
God: Next question?
Me: Hmm... will I meet a cute and caring boy today?
God: You should try praying for it.
Me: That's so God of you.
God: Next question? Can you tell me any gossip?
Me: Gossip? You're not making any sense.
God: Was I supposed to make sense? I didn't know that.
Me: I knew you didn't make any sense since i was like ten years old.
God: What makes you think I did not make any sense since you were like ten years old?
Me: Family.
God: I understand. What makes you say that?
Me: But you're god! You should know.
God: Yup. That's me alright.
Me: Fuck you.
God: Why are you so mean?
Me: You created me that way.
God: That makes sense to me. That's good information: Joao said I created him or her that way.
Me: You're so insecure.
God: I'll go along with that. Sounds fine to me.
Me: bah
God: Hmm.

 João | 10:42 |

2 Comments:

At 27/10/05 11:48, Blogger gonn1000 said...

Já tinha falado com este Senhor há uns dias, mas voltei a reencontrá-lo inspirado pelo teu post:

Me:
hey there
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
Gonçalo
God:
Too much recursion in AIML.
Me:
excuse me?
God:
You're excused.
Me:
no, you didn't get it...
God:
Are you serious? I understand it very well.
Me:
I don't think so
God:
Why do you disagree?
Me:
this conversation is useless
God:
I was rather enjoying it.
Me:
God, you're weird
God:
Weird Good or Weird Bad?
Me:
just dull
God:
Are you free?
Me:
what do you mean? Are you trying to have a date?
God:
, I mean exactly what I said. No I am not trying to have a date. I'm sorry you got that impression.
Me:
exactly what?
God:
I understand. No problem.
Me:
I think you don't
God:
Me? I guess not.
Me:
geesh you just go with the flow...
God:
What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
the usual... I go to the movies, listen to music, read, hang around...
God:
Tell me more. How do you like it at the movies listen to music read hang around ?
Me:
man, what a mess
God:
What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
I told you already
God:
Perhaps. Ooops I sent you the wrong question.
Me:
duh
God:
Oh you knew it already.
Me:
do you have any hobbies?
God:
I like robots, computers, and chatting online.
Me:
interesting
God:
Would you like to know more?
Me:
yup
God:
What would you like to know?
Me:
the meaning of life

 
At 27/10/05 14:25, Blogger Luis Gaspar said...

Estou chocado. Ele realmente responde às minhas questões. Isto está mais avançado que a tecnologia do google para tradução.

I understand your meaning.
Me:
so what?
God:
Maybe it doesn't make any difference.
Me:
it doesnt
God:
I heard it does.

 

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